1. It’s absolutely crazy, insane, weird and magical.
2. Strange strange things happen during your pregnancy, labour and delivery.
3. Pain management, I guess a needle into the spine is okay?
4. Nothing is ever comfortable
5. Lightning crotch is a thing, it’s a real pain in the vagina.
6. No I haven’t ‘had the baby’ yet so please stop asking.
7. I would also not like to be touched by random people.
8. Wanting to be sick at every point of every day.
9. Certain things tend to rip a little, it happens.
11. EVERYONE has seen your vagina.
12. Everything listed above is worth it.